You know it’s deadline day when the transfer madness just becomes a little too much and starts to take over every aspect of everyday life.
So really we shouldn’t be surprised to see that Iceland Foods have joined in the fun, sending a little message to Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere as he considers a loan move to Bournemouth.
With the England international possibly set to link up with Eddie Howe’s side, the supermarket chain felt it might be nice to let him know their opening times in case he’s in need of supplies later today.
Hi @JackWilshere. Our Bournemouth store is open until 7pm this evening and yes, we do sell Prosecco. We don't stock cigarettes. Thanks.
— Iceland Foods (@IcelandFoods) August 31, 2016
With something of a history of being caught smoking, Iceland let Wilshere know that he won’t be able to stock up on cigarettes at their Bournemouth branch, though if he gets there before 7pm he can celebrate his move with a bottle of Prosecco.
Just end it. End it all now.